Declarations, page 3

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I like pie Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside
My mom says I'm cool Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting. Personally, I lke it.
I didn't do it and I won't do it again I smell an epiphany
I'm not procrastinating, I'm avoiding It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast
Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house I bought your identity on ebay
I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please let me know where I'll be.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition Will work for hundreds of thousands of dollars
If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. W.T. Sherman I'm great in bed. I could sleep all day
I just saved on my car insurance by not having a car My convictions are bumper sticker deep
I have this fun party trick where I don’t go Reincarnation is my only hope
I embrace my inner cynic I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order I love snow
Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me Your heros are not my heros
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money
I used to be cool I have opinions about things!
I came. I saw. I left early. I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested I have to think you care before I care what you think
I march in the army of forgotten souls The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
My home security system is owning crappy stuff I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen
Conformity makes me comfortable My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks
I love the smell of possibility in the morning I plan to stay in tonight and all the nights
I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to I am not responsible for your happiness
I am not anti-social I am selectively social My favorite way to exercise is not to
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