Modern Thought, page 4

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Mistakes are proof that you're trying. And incompetent The wheel stops for no hamster
Yesterday is just a memory, tomorrow only a dream, but today was a real bitch Experience is what helps you recognize a mistake when you make it again
An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true Children are our future. Unless we stop them now
A diamond is forever. And so are the payments If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough
Too much is never enough There's no I in team, but there is in pie
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important It's n ot hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere
You're only as good as your made up resume says you are If brute force doesn't work, it's not brute enough
What's right is what's left once you've done everything else wrong The quickest way to find a thing you've lost is to buy a replacement
Arguments are to be avoided, they are always vulgar and often convincing. -Oscar Wilde If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments
Plagiarism is the most devious form of flattery Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
The rich get richer and the poor really should try being rich Spandex. A privilege not a right
Sleep is for the weak Money can buy happiness if you know where to shop
We must learn from our mistakes of the past to improve our mistakes in the future The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
The hardest part of parenting is the first 40 years Fake is the new real
Everyone is someone's disappointment If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough
No matter what you're looking for the good ones are always taken They shouldn't be called space heaters, they should be called ankle warmers
Medicine is the best medicine Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night
There is nothing so permanent as a temporary solution that works A great way to balance work and family is to not care about either
If you say no to drugs, talking to drugs may be a sign you're already on drugs Bad ideas never age well
The only thing we have to fear are the people who tell us to be afraid Everything leaves a mark
Teamwork means not having to take all the blame Silence is golden unless you have kids then it's suspicious
To be number one you've got to be odd Living behind an emotional wall is no good, you should get cement and lots of bricks
If you find something everyone agrees on it will be wrong I'm sorry and my bad mean the same unless you're at a funeral
Things are never so bad that they can't get worse It's not settling if it's the best you can do
Self Delusion: It's fun and it's easy! The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction
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