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I named my boat Palindrome. It's a kayak I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended
I love redundancy I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning
Even the simplist job can be done rong Songs are like music to my ears
I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
All that glitters has a high refractive index I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3.
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own A little pain never hurt anyone
Indecision this way I used to be a perfectionist but I'm better now
Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee Great minds like a think
My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
Does Waldo wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted? You nonconformists are all alike
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet Follow that car, Godzilla and step on it!
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
I give 100% all week Do you get enough sleep> Yes No
I'm consistent but not all the time The passive voice is to be avoided
Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun to identify a specific thing They're reading a fascinating book in the space station. They just can't put it down
You calling me judgmental just proves what I've said about you Sleep is the best cure for insomnia
Just say NO to negativism I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would choose alive Nothing's worse then misusing homophones
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems Lice suck
Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Eschew Obfuscation Operators are standing by
Know what I like to do? Answer my own questions Yoga is for posers
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver
Volunteering doesn't pay Memory is the second thing to go. I don't remember what's first
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