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Let's not talk about eternity because it just never ends The two rules for success: 1. Never tell all you know
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something
Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room? "Stop quoting me!" -Anonymous
"That's what." -She The only problem you can run away from is if your problem is you don't run enough
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. If they don't want me to knock it over why do they write "Tip Jar" on it?
In case of fire do not use elevators. Use water I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious
Not humerus I need constant validation, right?
Unlike some of you, I don’t care to be passive aggressive I don’t care IV roman numerals
To be frank, I would have to change my name The future ain't what it used to be
I got hurt playing peekaboo and ended up in the ICU Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number
Quotation marks are "not" for emphasis Anosmia stinks
There are 2 kinds of people: 1. Those who can extrapolate incomplete data Question Everything. Why?
I have an on again off again relationship with light switches Where do rainbows go to be punished? Prism
A good pun is its own reword My girlfriend looked surprised when I said she drew her eyebrows too high
A joke isn’t a Dad Joke until it is all groan Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
I need a bigger sticker Dept. of Corections
I wish I was rich like my dad. He always wished he was rich, too A dogwood tree is easy to identify by its bark
I can’t drive an electric vehicle — I don’t have a current license I’ve had it up to here with imprecision
I keep my dad jokes in my dadabase Spelling Bee Champian
Beware of foreboding My shower curtain is very attracted to me
The first rule of Illiteracy Club is… oh, never mind, you’re out Steps to take in case of fire: really big ones
The best thing about telepathy is… right?! A clown opened a door for me today. That was a nice jester
I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician (pumpkin) pi
I’m looking for good hide-and-seek players but they’re hard to find My plan to be more optimistic probably isn’t going to work
I work well under pressure as long as I have lots of time and the outcome isn't important Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
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