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I named my boat Palindrome. It's a kayak Indecision this way
Do you get enough sleep> Yes No I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet
Volunteering doesn't pay Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee
Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun to identify a specific thing If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
All that glitters has a high refractive index I give 100% all week
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own A little pain never hurt anyone
I love redundancy I used to be a perfectionist but I'm better now
You nonconformists are all alike Great minds like a think
I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
The passive voice is to be avoided Songs are like music to my ears
I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that Follow that car, Godzilla and step on it!
Even the simplist job can be done rong I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
Does Waldo wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted? I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3.
I'm consistent but not all the time Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous You calling me judgmental just proves what I've said about you
I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me Nothing's worse then misusing homophones
Sleep is the best cure for insomnia If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would choose alive
For the record, I own a turntable Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad
Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems Just say NO to negativism
Eschew Obfuscation Lice suck
Know what I like to do? Answer my own questions Operators are standing by
A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver Memory is the second thing to go. I don't remember what's first
Yoga is for posers They're reading a fascinating book in the space station. They just can't put it down
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my whole life! I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
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