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I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious Metaphors be with you
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Indecision may or may not be my problem
Not humerus I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum
I put the M in illiterate Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
I'm consistent but not all the time I love redundancy
"That's what." -She I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
Songs are like music to my ears Equilateral equiangular parallelograms are for squares
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own I've stopped wearing my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself All that glitters has a high refractive index
I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3. I hate being bipolar it's awesome
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility I'd hit that
Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow Positive Thinking is 90% mental
A little pain never hurt anyone Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me In my youth, I yearned for a nice BMW. Now, I don't care about the W.
Even the simplist job can be done rong My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past
I'm not paranoid. Why, what have you heard? Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep You nonconformists are all alike
Earth without art would just be... eh The only person who ever got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I love zombies I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery Life without geometry is pointless
I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one It's stupid to yell "Help, shark!" A shark isn't going to help anyone
If I'm ever taken in for questioning I sure hope there's no math If you can read this you too have a left parietal lobe
I may not be sagacious, canny, clever or shrewd, but I do own a thesaurus I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet
Yoga is for posers I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid
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