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Stop making mitsakes My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary
The future ain't what it used to be Things I dislike: 1.Bumperstickers 2.Lists 3.Irony
I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep There are absolutely no absolutes
Bad puns are how eye roll This is the highlight of your day
My dog ate my pronouns and he-she-it everywhere My delight in nostalgia is totally in the past
I have six words for you In the US. a woman gives birth every 9 seconds. That woman must be found and stopped
If you fall I’ll be there for you -The Floor It’s not a dad bod it’s a father figure
What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite Things would be so much simpler if they just weren't so complicated
My fly’s open? Oh, I’m cool with that I’m afflicted by airport jokes. Doc says it’s terminal
I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is My friends say I’m closed off but they don’t really know me
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Can I have some Potassium? K
No way -Jose Optimist, pessimist and realist argued over the glass of water. Opportunist drank it
Speech-to-text is my worst enema The big difference between comma and coma is the length of the pause
Warning: I repeat myself Warning: I repeat myself Ask me about my reluctance to interact with strangers
Math is the only subject that counts Avocado Game First: Don’t look at the avocado. Game Over
Pink Freud: The dark side of the mom It’s possible I’m a nihilist but it doesn’t matter
The first guy to download files from the cloud using a tablet was Moses My modus operandi is using Latin phrases to sound superior
I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning Nice Perfect Superb Seal of Approval
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