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I don't recall having a memory problem I love realism
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people) If you know telekinesis please raise my hand
Always give 100% (except when donating blood) I spend 300% of my time exaggerating
When you boil it all down, that's evaporation I love Earth's rotation It really makes my day
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice To prevent headache, do what the aspirin bottle says: Keep away from children
Having written this, my participle dangled My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown
Stop Vandalism To err is human, to arr is pirate
I know I'd be a great motivational speaker, but why bother? I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully
I'm not saying you're mean, I'm saying you're average In the event of a plane crash it's safest to be far away from any planes
A good name for a cover band would be Duvet Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
Never second-guess yourself. Well, maybe sometimes I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe
I was hurt falling into an upholstery machine but I'm recovered now Drive wrecklessly
I have an easy way to cut carbs I owe my success to my close attetion to detail
The amount of sleep I usually need is ten minutes more People say I'm paranoid. I'm not sure who, but there are lots of them
Today is the first anniversary of a year ago Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever
If you make just one person smile, you're probably not that much fun to be around They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer
I just can't express how aphasic I am Web Designer
How is laser hair removal a thing? I don't know anybody with laser hair This sticker no verb
I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet I need some way to remind myself to make a To-Do list
Snowmen pick their noses in the vegetab le aisle When will carotene be out of beta?
Here's a question for all the mind readers out there Octopi
To me, the meaning of translucent is not quite clear You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra
A procrastinator's work is never done DEJA MOO: the feeling you've heard this Bull before
Eye like puns, the cornea the better Doormats are gateway rugs
Stop worrying about an apocalypse it’s not like it’ll be the end of the world Top ten reasons to procrastinate: 1.
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