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Age is only a number, check that, age is a word I'm taking steps to avoid elevators
Predictions are rarely correct, especially about the future Double negatives are a no no
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy Back in school I was voted Most Likely to Cling to Past Achievements
20% off everything Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
Whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy My weekends are in tents
This sticker is 25% funny and 85% bad at math Not all math puns are bad, just sum
A hippo is really heavy. A Zippo is a little lighter If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing
Butterflies are not what they used to be I'm not superstitious, that would be bad luck
If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry American children can be kind but German children are always kinder
I wanted to be a wizard but I never got the chants Sure, I’ll be altruistic. What’s in it for me?
Mirror inspector is a job I could see myself doing Look left. You failed.
A new study says you will pay attention to anything starting with “a new study says” I just ordered a chicken and an egg online. Now let’s see
Bumper Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left
My vacuum cleaner just gathers dust I love surprises as long as I know they’re coming
The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it Everyone named Iris is 80% Irish
On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat
Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it The 1st rule of Plagiarism Club looks suspiciously familiar
(Na)16 Batman You say I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot Life would be a billion times better if people stopped all the hyperbole
I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep I love heavy metal (tuba)
I don’t have the words to describe how limited my vocabulary is Question Everything. Why?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother Dad jokes are always apparent
The sign, Employees Must Wash Hands, is wrong. It’s perfectly OK to wash your own hands There are 2 kinds of people: 1. Those who can extrapolate incomplete data
No prohibiting Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic.
I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something "Stop quoting me!" -Anonymous
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