Internet Bumper Stickers Wordplay, page 4

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
I had a pet peeve for a long time but it got loose and my cat ate it Today is the first anniversary of a year ago
It's not who you know, it's whom you know Lice suck
Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee 4 out of 5 people agree: Majority Rules
It's never too late to sta Quotation marks are "not" for emphasis
There's no subliminal message for you here A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver
Some people are wise but most are otherwise
I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to STICK IT! The future ain't what it used to be
I have a love/hate relationship with strong, contrary emotions Paying for college should not be a debt sentence
I am not a number I am a sticker Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my whole life! Don't call me infantile you stinkybutt poophead
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
ROCK IS DEAD Long live paper and scissors! I'm glad shampoo smells better than real poo
You're incomparable, like a... The eh team
Druids rock Cremation: Think outside the box
They call me "Yale" because of my... enormous endowment Predictions are rarely correct, especially about the future
When surveyed, 4 out of 5 older Americans replied, "What?" You calling me judgmental just proves what I've said about you
Things I dislike: 1.Bumperstickers 2.Lists 3.Irony The amount of sleep I usually need is ten minutes more
If at first you don't succeed, give second base a try It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame
Velcro is a rip off I had to draw the line somewhere
If you make just one person smile, you're probably not that much fun to be around Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever
Want to attract a glutton? Piece of cake The first rule of Plagiarism Club is Thou Shall Not Kill
Hyperbole is overrated I don't recall having a memory problem
DEJA MOO the feeling that I've heard this Bull before I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I owe my success to my close attetion to detail Suppositories aren't the best thing in the world but they're right up there
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