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In case of fire do not use elevators. Use water "That's what." -She
Quotation marks are "not" for emphasis I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something
Anosmia stinks Question Everything. Why?
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. The only problem you can run away from is if your problem is you don't run enough
"Stop quoting me!" -Anonymous If they don't want me to knock it over why do they write "Tip Jar" on it?
Top ten reasons to procrastinate: 1. I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious
Not humerus A good pun is its own reword
To me, the meaning of translucent is not quite clear A hippo is really heavy. A Zippo is a little lighter
Doormats are gateway rugs Double negatives are a no no
A procrastinator's work is never done Dad jokes are always apparent
I got hurt playing peekaboo and ended up in the ICU I need constant validation, right?
I don’t care IV roman numerals To be frank, I would have to change my name
I have an on again off again relationship with light switches In queso emergency: melt cheese
Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room? There are 2 kinds of people: 1. Those who can extrapolate incomplete data
Unlike some of you, I don’t care to be passive aggressive Look left. You failed.
Autocorrect is my worst enema I just ordered a chicken and an egg online. Now let’s see
Let's not talk about eternity because it just never ends I need a bigger sticker
People write congrats because they can’t spell congrajalaishuns You say I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop any time
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again I’ve had it up to here with imprecision
I love polygamy Spelling Bee Champian
(Na)16 Batman American children can be kind but German children are always kinder
Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
20% off everything The future ain't what it used to be
Just swallowed a dictionary. Now I have thesaurus throat Please explain sleep to me because I just don't get it
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating Where do rainbows go to be punished?  Prism
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