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Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo A joke isn’t a Dad Joke until it is all groan
Dept. of Corections Spelling Bee Champian
If they don't want me to knock it over why do they write "Tip Jar" on it? Quotation marks are "not" for emphasis
A good pun is its own reword The only problem you can run away from is if your problem is you don't run enough
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. I have an on again off again relationship with light switches
In case of fire do not use elevators. Use water Shouldn’t the Air & Space Museum be just a big empty room?
Not humerus I need constant validation, right?
Unlike some of you, I don’t care to be passive aggressive I don’t care IV roman numerals
To be frank, I would have to change my name Let's not talk about eternity because it just never ends
Where do rainbows go to be punished? Prism I got hurt playing peekaboo and ended up in the ICU
Things would be a trillion times better if everyone would stop exaggerating Anosmia stinks
"That's what." -She Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number
I’ve had it up to here with imprecision I was shocked to learn I’m a bad electrician
I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious My girlfriend looked surprised when I said she drew her eyebrows too high
Beware of foreboding Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
I need a bigger sticker The two rules for success: 1. Never tell all you know
I wish I was rich like my dad. He always wished he was rich, too A dogwood tree is easy to identify by its bark
I can’t drive an electric vehicle — I don’t have a current license My shower curtain is very attracted to me
Steps to take in case of fire: really big ones (pumpkin) pi
A clown opened a door for me today. That was a nice jester Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
The first rule of Illiteracy Club is… oh, never mind, you’re out My plan to be more optimistic probably isn’t going to work
Typo Man, writer of wrongs The best thing about telepathy is… right?!
I keep my dad jokes in my dadabase I’m looking for good hide-and-seek players but they’re hard to find
I can spell panda with just 2 letters: P and A I work well under pressure as long as I have lots of time and the outcome isn't important
Society of Exaggerators - A trillion strong and growing Moist people don’t proofread carefully
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